Caller : hello, may i speak to mr.dsaint?
dS : this is he.
C : hi sir, my name is so&so from McAfee. i'd like to invite u to our event coming wednesday.
dS : where will the event be held?
C : it is in singapore sir.
dS : and u do know that i'm located in kl right?
C : yes sir. but this talk will be beneficial to u. the topics include....
dS : ok, then where shall i pick up my flight ticket? i hope u booked me at least an aisle seat. i'm not a very good passenger if not.
C : errrr sir....
dS : and please no early morning flight. i'll be cranky!
C : *stuttering now* s-s-ssorry sir, those are not included.
dS: oh! if there is food, no beef please.
the rest as they say... were rotflol... and no... i did not get my free trip to SG.