Tradition of Angel

Forwarded by @iamgurpal on whats app

Santa's Bad Day

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree... 

Mispronunciation

Thai chef requesting for juice.

Chef : I want order fcuking juice.

4 guys : huh?!! Wtf? Bwahaha!!!

Chef : fcuking juice. Fcuking juice!!

4 guys : dude... Rotflol

The chef went back to the kitchen and came back with a bottle of "sparkling juice".

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Spa Manager promoting her therapist.

SM : dia nii bukan belajar massage je tau. Anak Tommy pun Ada.

dS : huh? Anak sapa? Siapa Tommy?

SM : anak Tommy lah!

dS : I don't know who is Tommy la.

SM : haih... Anatomy! Human body!!

Orgy

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy is not porn! It is not. It's a comedy about friendship. A comedy about old friends in new positions.

It made me think about all my friends and do I have any that is this close. Not to the extent of an orgy, but hey, if they all look like Michelle Borth...

Come to think of it, the current group of friends is at a very comfy stage. Kind of like "Friends". Remember that sitcom? Lesson? Appreciate the friends we have.

We can't choose our families, but thank God we can choose our friends.

At the G6

dSaints has relocated to the G6. Our new dog pound is more or less the same size and located on the ground floor.

dWife is busy rearranging stuff. Lil Saint seems to be adapting well to the new environment. More place for him to run around. Now, if only I can find the time to run around with him.

I'm pretty excited with the new stuff that we bought though. 3D TV. :D Too bad still no stock at the moment. Was hoping that it'll come as promised yesterday but disappointed. :(

Let's see how it goes.....