Meme Post

What the heck! I got tagged by Mossie who was tagged by Viewtru who was tagged by Gina who was.... bla bla bla etc etc etc...

So it goes like this. Below is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...
If I could be a monkey’s uncle... If I could be a writer
If I could be a bible archaeologist... If I could be an Ah Beng...
If I could be an Elvis impersonator... If I could be an Ah Lian...
If I could be a sexologist... If I could be a prostitute...

If I could be a Psychologist, I would study Dr.Hannibal Lector. I wish to emulate him.

If I could be a Linguist, I would be a cunning linguist for obvious reasons.

If I could be a Jedi, I would be a virgin killer.

If I could be an Actor, I would still be a virgin killer.

If I could be a Mob Boss, I would definitely be a virgin killer. In fact, I'd be a natural born killer! Muahahhahahahahaaa....


Now... Lets tag Dr.Liew, The Snark, Michael Ooi and Paul Tan