CSS to XML

Noticed? dS's E is looks different huh? I've spent the last few days testing XML and now... beholddddddddddd........

The fruit of my labour. Yeahhhh.. I hate the way it looks now too. Somehow, its not as pleasant to the eyes as the other. I'm just giving this a chance. Maybe it will grow on me.

I've solved almost every problem I faced during this conversion. The only one now is the way the ad banner is shown. In my adsense setup, the banner has rounded corners. But this page, its bloody rectangle and aligned to the left. I can't find the code to move it to center. Anyone got any idea to solve this one? It doesn't even show on the first 3 posts as configured.

You might be asking why would I bother with XML then since its not as pleasing. Well, I like the way the Archieve is shown. I also would like to utilise the Label function. I think it helps you too don't you think?

Heck! If you wanna throw tomatoes and rotten veges... go ahead. To those who gave their input. Thank you. *bows*

By the way, if there is any kind soul out there who would like to create a nicer banner for me. It would be much appreciated. Heh! I'm having problems with the title actually.

Any comments on the changes are welcomed.

Eminem Relapse Review

Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you... It's been a long time...
Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you...

I've been meaning to do a review on Relapse for quite sometime now. Everytime I try, something just comes up. Lets get on with it.

When I first heard it, I thought, "oh my god!! this must be the worst album Eminem has ever released." No catchy tunes. No cool choruses. Not even attractive intros!

Still, I soldier on listening to the album everytime I get into Lolita. Whats with the stupid Bagpipes from Baghdad tune? Fuck! Its like an indian trying to imitate Eminem. And he is his mom coz they love valium and drugs? What the fuck are you trying to say? This album is too bloody drama! Too much talking too. Who the fuck cares about Steve Berman?

After listening it for about a week or so, still keeping the faith, the album started to grow on me. Slowly I realised there are stuff in there thats cool. I love the intro to "Hello". I'm using it to introduce myself everywhere I go. Its a pretty good ice breaker. I definitely love the chorus to "Medicine Ball". "Beautiful" is literally beautiful. Imagine making love to this song playing softly in the background. Hell, play it loudly will achieve the same effect too.

Though this is not the best album by Eminem, I'd say its worth buying. Go on out and BUY the album already!

Don't worry Eminem,
if at first you don't succeed,
wouldn't hurt to smoke some weed~~

Eminem "Beautiful" Sneek Peek

(Musical intro)

(Eminem)

Im just so fucking depressed
I just cant seem to get out this slump
If i could just get over this hump
But i need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises took my lumps
Fell down and i got right back up
But i need that spark to get psyched back up
And in order for me to pick the mic back up
I dont know how or why or when
I ended up this position im in
Im started to feel dissin again
So i decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But i just cant admit
Or come to grips the fact that i may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
And i know some shits so hard to swallow
But i cant just sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow but i know one fact
Ill be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Ill be one tough act to follow
Here today gone tomorrow but you'd have to walk a thousand miles

Chorus

In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you

(Eminem)
I think im starting to lose my sense of humor
Everythings so tense and gloom
I almost fee like i gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as i walk in
Its like all eyes on me i try to avoid any contact
Cuz if i do that then it opens the door for conversation like i want that
im not looking for extra attention i just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I dont need no fucking man servant tryin ta follow me around and try to wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke i crack and half of them aint even funny like Hahhhhh
"Marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn"
Unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why dont you all sit downn
Listen to the tale that im about to tell
Hell we dont gotta trade our shoes
And you dont gotta walk no thousand miles

Chorus

In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to youuuuu

(Eminem)
Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em dont expect no help
Now i could have either just stayed at home sit on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation with which im placed in and get up and kick my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
And sat on the porch and hope and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went
I dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid
And edna always told me keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile im just standing there holding my tongue trynwa twalk like dwis
Then i stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then cuz i wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
But i already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least
What size you wear? i wear tens
Lets see if you can fit your feet

Chorus

In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what itd be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes
It dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So
It dont matter saying you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you
So

(Music outro)

Eminem

Yeah
To my babies
Stay strong
Daddy will be home soon
And to the rest of the world
God gave you shoes to fit you
So put em on and wear them
Be yourself man
Be proud of who you are
And even if it sounds corny
Dont ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful

Last Photo of MJ

Here is the last ever photo of the late Michael Jackson before he was declare dead as he was brought to the hospital. Jackson was officially pronounced dead at the emergency room at the UCLA Medical Center, and there were no signs of foul play or external trauma to his body.

Jackson's body was then flown in a Sheriff's Department helicopter from UCLA Medical Center to downtown Los Angeles for examination by the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office. Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital on Thursday, June 25, implying the pop star was perhaps still alive at that point, EMT workrs are claiming he was not. The medics wanted to pronounce him dead on the scene but Michael's personal doctor refused to let them.

RIP MJ

Malay Women's Guide to being Wife Material

First of all, get yourself noticed.

The trick is to appear conservative while slyly showing-off your assets. Assets refers to arses and tits of course.

To be a tart in disguise, wear demure yet revealing clothes.

Don't wear mini skirts or shorts. It's too obvious. And people may mistake you for a DVD seller's assistant.

Wear longer skirts past your knee but with frontal thigh high slit.
The 'now you see, now you don't' look is far more alluring. And
longer skirts are normally cut tighter around the tush also. Malay men like butts.

They also like tits. But spaghetti strap is a no-no. You are
revealing both tits and arms. Too Westernised = not wife material. And definitely don't wear spaghetti strap with mini skirts and thigh high boots. Who would marry a girl dressed like a singer in a Philipino band?

Wear a kebaya. Kebaya says you are a Gadis Melayu Ayu Pemalu with
Nilai-Nilai Murni.

But make sure your kebaya is tight. Or transparent. Or both. And
don't forget the thigh high slit. Men see slits as the doorway to
clits.

The Nilai-Nilai Murni qualities also apply at home. When he comes to
pick you up, pretend you are not ready. This is a good excuse to
show off more assets while pretending to be a naive wife material.

This doesn't mean you answer the door in only a towel. Gadis Melayu
Ayu Pemalu with Nilai-Nilai Murni don't do this. You are not an
infidel harlot in a porn DVD!

Instead, answer the door in a tight kain batik and tight t-shirts.
And because you have been doing the dishes like the good Malay girl
that you are, your tight t-shirts should be wet at the front too.
This is yet another demure yet cock-teasing trick all women should
know.

Even better, answer the door in transparent baju kelawar with
nothing underneath. Baju Kelawar or caftan is the ultimate in
Nilai-Nilai Murni dressing etiquette. It appears to cover you from
neck to toe but leaves a lot of room for showing off your assets.

For maximum coverage when wearing transparent baju kelawar with
nothing underneath, stand in front of the telly or under a light
bulb when you offer them a drink.

Find a way to raise your hands sideways too so he can catch a
glimpse of your tits. Or bend down a lot. This works whether you
are facing him or with your back to him.

If you are particularly ugly, or already in your 30s (Read: in a
haste to get married), rub some ice cubes on your nips too.




The ultimate Feminine Womanly Woman

Remember, women are put on this earth as sex slaves who also cook and do laundry. You must demonstrate all these all the time.

Even at public places.

When the food arrives, arrange the cutlery and tissue for him. Lift the spoon and feed him. Don't eat just yet. Put your elbows on the table, intertwine your fingers and park your chin with head tilted and smile adoringly.

This is a brilliant tactic. Not only you look ayu personified, strategically positioned elbows also deepen your cleavage. Tilt your body forward a bit for maximum effect.

Always brush the lint off his shoulders. Or the dandruff. You are caring, remember.

Ask a lot of questions. Listen intently. Play dumb. Gush over how
clever he is. Always laugh giggle at his jokes, no matter how lame.

Abang: Dalam banyak banyak batu dalam dunia ni, batu apa yang paling
berharga?
Adik: Err..batu zamrud
Abang: Apa pulak...batu abanglah
Adik: hihihihi..abang ni kelakar lah
(Dalam hati: Bodoh piang perasan nak mampus. Tak de cermin ke kat
rumah?)

Oh, and never laugh. You don't know wot lol is. You certainly don't
know what rotflmao is. Even if you met him via asl in kampung.net on
irc.

Just giggle while covering your mouth with your hand. That's so ayu
I tell you. And don't forget to tilt your head to the sides while
lowering down your eyes.

Malu tapi Mahu

Basically, Gadis Melayu Ayu Pemalu with Nilai-Nilai Murni doesn't
put out! Ever!

You are pure. You are fresh. You are snow white.
You-are-Siti-fricking-Nurhaliza.

Your punani is dripping with diamonds. Nothing less than a diamond
wedding ring would make you put out.

Treat your Malu Tapi Mahu time as foreplay. As all girls know,
courtship is about the only time you'll get any kind of foreplay
anyway. It's the worldwide Belum Dapat Pantat strategy men adopt.

Men would do anything during the Belum Dapat Pantat stage. So the
objective here is to make them menggelepar ie burning with
uncontrollable lustful desire for you.

To lure them into this stage doesn't take much. With men, a hard-on
is just a handshake away.

But why not go the extra mile?

Lure him to an outlet that serves fresh orange in a glass that comes
with a straw.

When your drink arrives, tilt your body forward, tilt your head,
purse your lips as you slurp through the straw and move your fingers
up and down the stem of the glass.

This is akin to demonstrating how you would play with his upright
member.

Now, this is the point when the men would ask for the bill and drag
you somewhere less public.

But remember, you don't put out!

You can give him a bj behind the bushes, at the backseat of a car,
at the movies, but never ever let him touch your private parts. You
can flash your tits, but he can't touch them. You are not a hussy.
You are a Gadis Melayu Ayu Pemalu with Nilai-Nilai Murni, dammit!

The most important Mahu tapi Malu tactic you should remember is to
do exactly that. Malu tapi Mahu. Gently pushes his hand away
(tepis-tepis) accompanied by manja-manja murmurings, ' Ala ..abang
ni, jahatlah. Tak baik tauuuu.'

(Call them Abang. I don't know why exactly but this seems to be
something Malay men like.)

And never make the first move. Ever. I can't stress this enough. You
are innocent. You've never read Mona Gersang. You've never watched
Wan Nurazlin's homemade video. You've never seen Edry and Linda's
photoshopped pictures. *sniggers*

If he puts your hand on his dick, pull it away. Immediately. Try to
look shy. Look down on your lap and tilt your head.

Even though your hand and your mouth says no, make sure the body
language says yes.

Be a sex kitten. Literally. Move like a kitten. Subtle yet
seductive. Don't sit still. Squirm a lot. Wiggle a lot. Press your
thighs together. Let your mouth open a bit. Just a bit. Close your
eyes and bite your lips.

Act as if you are ..err...liquid. But don't put out! Good Luck!

Forwarded from email.
Edited slightly to ensure flow.

RIP MJ

SHOCKED! That was what I felt when I turned on the radio this morning. Almost every channel I have preconfigured on was playing Michael Jackson's song.

Even in facebook its on almost everyone's status. MSN status too.

xColl asked why is no one concentrating on Farrah Fawcett's death. My answer was slightly cruel, but its the truth. I mean, besides influencing MILFs during the 80s to wear their hair big and messy, what else was there? Ahhh... you might remember her Playboy pictures in 1995? She was 48 years old yet it was the best selling issue in the 90s if memory serves me correctly. She was on it again in 1997 too. Not a big contribution if compared to MJ though. For all its worth, RIP Farrah, your star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame will forever be there.

Another friend asked, "are you saddened?" What can I say? I grew up with his music. Though I have to admit I first heard him when he came out with "Thriller", I did check out his music from previous years when the Internet came to life. All the old video clips, interviews.

I saw him evolve through his albums. Dangerous. History. If you go through his album chronologically, you can say that you know roughly how his life went. For example when he was in deep shit with the public, he released a song.. "Leave me alone".

I've heard him declaring that he is fat bad. Telling people to eat it beat it. LOL...

Says a lot doesn't?

To the King of Pop... rest in peace.


You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

Lau Heong Restaurant

As far as my experience goes...

Anything regarding tai chou...

Lau Heong Restaurant takes the #1 spot in my heart.

All the superlatives in the world could not describe the taste thats still lingering on my tongue and in my mind.

The LMKL Lunch Group got there right before the usual lunch crowd arrived. Thank God cause soon after we ordered our dishes, all the tables were filled.

The restaurant is split into 2 floors. Ground (open air) and 1st floor (airconditioned). Don't ask about decor. There is none. Plain white tiles welcomes you. Each table is protected with the usual red banquet table cloth. The standard garlic, chilli and soya sauce + a box of tissue adorns each table. No frills, no thrills.

Service was fast and prompt.

Lets get to the good part. Food glorious food....


Curry fish. By name its curry. By looks its curry. By taste its just plain soup that looks like curry. LOL Don't get me wrong. Its awesome. I love its thickness and the sweet fresh fish. The right amount of long beans and lady's finger is also imperative to a perfect curry experience.











Since there are only 4 of us, we did not order many dishes. Only 4. Curry fish, Nam Yu Fried Chicken (Fried Chicken with Fermented Bean Curd), Belacan kang kung and my ultimate favourite, the Sizzling Seafood.

I can actually post a single post just on the sizzling seafood itself. It's that freaking good. The sauce is puzzling. I've always prided myself as one who can identify at least a few ingredients and roughly how a dish is cooked. This dish however baffles my brains. Some people says its like thickened curry. To me, its like buttered sauce.

We can choose to have just the calamari itself or prawns only or both. Either way, its superb. Both are pretty fresh too. Yummylicious!

The total bill is RM 64.10. For the 4 dishes, since I don't read chinese, 1 is RM18, the other is RM16, and the other 2 is RM6. You figure it out. RM14.10 for rice and drinks.Cheaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp!!!!!!!

By now you'll be wondering "so where is this place?" right? Here are the directions.

Take the Pahang roundabout, go towards Setapak. You will see Tawakal Hospital on your left. Go straight. Keep left. On your left, you will pass by Mc Donald’s and a Shell petrol Station. Right after the station, you'll come to a traffic light. Turn left into Jalan Sentul. Go straight until you reach a traffic light. Go straight. Look right for Jalan Sehala, turn into the road. Lau Heong is somewhere in the middle of the block. Try to park on the left cause those parked on the right side will always be blocked by double and triple parkers.

For gearheads... 3°10'54"N 101°41'49"E

Address :
Restoran Makanan Laut Lau Heong,
43A-0-9, Jalan 3/48A, Sentul Perdana,
Bandar Baru Sentul, 51000 Kuala Lumpur.
Tel : 03 4042 7857